SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW ONE BUILDS NEW HAIR
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
It doesn’t happen often, but when it does it is beautiful
Harmony. We has it.
OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU.
HEY ALL YOU DIPSHIT PARENTS THAT THINK GETTING YOUR KID A PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS OR A BUNNY FOR EASTER WILL BE A GOOD IDEA.
GET YOUR KID A FUCKING STUFFED ANIMAL.
BECAUSE COMPANION ANIMALS ARE FOR LIFE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, TILL DEATH DO THEY FUCKING PART.
pets are not toys. they’re companions. if you aren’t ready to treat them as such then you don’t deserve to have one.
Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.
Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again
Always reblog B-Bawmb
You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever
She was a blonde young lady, small, dainty, well gloved, and dressed in the most perfect taste. Her face had neither regularity of feature nor beauty of complexion, but her expression was sweet and amiable, and her large blue eyes were singularly spiritual and sympathetic.