steveholtvstheuniverse:
skoothsmin:
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
ben-brucey:
Are we ever even taught how to play rock paper scissors or are we just born with the ability to do so?
lovefromyourginger:
are-we-friends-now:
musicofthestage:
timelordparadise:
myownlost:
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
Guess I should have read those, whoops
Can I sue?
best-of-funny:
hell-etc:
glided:
this picture has answered life questions
omg
X
(Source: rowky)
louderdecibelle:
koizumim:
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
#spoilers: its because its bullshit
findawaytoshine:
tallmexicanlesbian:
the-doctors-consulting-detective:
couldbemore—sonic:
seriously you guys this is getting ridiculous
But where did it come from?
Where did it go
Where did you come from cotton eyed joe

lyrics-are-poetry:
wowcorn:
Two Sides of Tumblr
omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge
This is actually pretty awesome, the picture is brilliant because it’s not like a lot of the ‘two sides’ things, it desn’t seem to be saying one side it wrong, they’re two halves that make the whole.